Subject: Re: Vance Did Not Have Sex w/ a Couch
AlphaWolf: There are so many actual issues with Vance, there’s no need to clutter the message with fake stuff.

Hey, I'm just reporting the news.

The story is literally all over X, TikTok, and major news outlets:

Slate: "People Really, Really Dislike J.D. Vance! Maybe He Should Lean Into the Couch Thing?"

Vanity Fair: "J.D. Vance’s Mythical Couch Tryst Is a Fact-Checker’s Nightmare."

Rolling Stone: "So … What’s With This Rumor That J.D. Vance Had Sex With a Couch?"

Newsweek: "'Couches For Kamala' Video in Response to JD Vance Allegations Goes Viral"

Vox: "J.D. Vance didn’t have sex with a couch. But he’s still extremely weird."

Yahoo: "AP Declares That 'JD Vance Did Not Have Sex With A Couch' In Fact Check"

The Times of India: "Why AP retracted 'fact check' about JD Vance having sex with a couch"