Subject: Send in the National Guard!
“I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when I exited the L’Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.”

Will Chamberlain, Senior Counsel to the Internet Accountability Project, Federalist Society

A wheelie...absolute proof that crime is NOT down.