No. of Recommendations: 10
I feel the need to prepare for the beginning of the new America.
I'm quite sure many of my neighbors gardeners and house cleaners are not documented aliens. You can tell just by looking at them.
Since I do not know the names/phone numbers of some of those homeowners, perhaps it would be our patriotic duty to spray paint yellow stars on their homes to increase the efficiency of the Department of Repatriation.
I know for a fact that most of the guys who worked for the contractors that replaced my roof, laid a new asphalt driveway, etc etc etc didn't even speak American.
Either way, we need a national phone number that would work like CalTip, the anonymous tip line for reporting poachers to the Dept of Fish and Game.
1 888 RAT-MAGA , operators standing by 24/7. No, no habla espanol. Solamente Ingles y Ruso.
So much work for us patriots to MAGA.