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How to deal with children...

"Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." ~Psalm 137:9

Food preparation ideas...

"If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, then in my anger I will be hostile toward you,
and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters." ~Leviticus 26:27-30

Dating tips...

"If this be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house,
and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house:
so shalt thou put evil away from among you." ~Deuteronomy 22: 20-21

And lastly, how to treat a Lady...

"Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." ~1 Timothy 2:11-12; KJV