BrerBear:Seriously, we all need to be pulling for the blank-stare, drifting-mind, child-sniffing, bribe-taking, daughter-showering old goat...

I'll raise you one blank stare with Trump looking directly into the sun at the peak of a solar eclipse.

I'll raise you one drifting mind with Trump claiming that the Continental Army "took over the airports" from the British during the American Revolutionary War.

I'll raise you one daughter-showering old goat with a leering Trump bragging: "I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her."

I'll raise you one bribe-taking with Trump admitting this week to taking millions of dollars from China: "If I have a hotel and somebody comes in from China, that's a small amount of money. But I was doing services for them, people were staying in these massive hotels, these beautiful hotels—because I have the best hotels and the best clubs, I have great stuff -- and they stay there and they pay. I don't get $8 million for doing nothing."

Like Trump said of his cult: "I love the poorly educated."