rusting a deal made with Trump is no concern at all.

You mean like all those Jan 6 picnickers with those long 20 year prison terms trusted Trump to give them a pardon? This is who you trust? You mean the fellow who wasn't going to build your wall until Ann Coulter goaded him into it? That guy? You mean the fellow who added three trillion to the national debt by giving huge tax breaks to billionaires? That's who you trust? Let me see, did he run on giving money away to billionaires? No.

But your trust is not misplaced - why we are minting right now a $5,000 golden statue of Trump NFT that we can let you have for the low price of $1,000. Sure to become a collector's item after Trump's third term. And for $5,000 you can have an NFT of Trump at the border wall with his foot on an illegal's neck. And for you Evangelicals, for $10,000 we have an NFT with Trump rising into the air during the rapture. and for all you Neo Nazis and White Christian Nationalists we have a $1,000,000 NFT of Putin taking over Ukraine, Moldova, Romania and moving on to establish White Christian Nationalism in heathen Europe.

IN TRUMP WE TRUST!

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