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Trump Sends Stephen Miller to L.A. to Act as Human Repellant

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what critics are calling an inflammatory move, Donald J. Trump announced on Tuesday that he was sending Stephen Miller to Los Angeles to act as a human repellant.

“No one empties a room faster than Stephen,” Trump said. “He’s better than teargas.”

But Trump’s plan faces a stiff legal challenge from human rights lawyers, who argue that the use of Stephen Miller violates the Geneva Conventions.

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Borowitz- always funny, always on target.

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who argue that the use of Stephen Miller violates the Geneva Conventions.

Stephen Miller's flight was interrupted when he ran the right wing into a door at the White House and the wing and propellor broke off. He also swallowed his airplane whistle. An emergency call to Poot-Poot got a promise of a NEW airplane within a few millennia.

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