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I can't wait for The Onion's coverage of this story. Maybe something like...

(AP - WASHINGTON) In an announcement that shocked no one and delighted anyone that ever met him, California US House Member Kevin McCarthy announced that after much prayer and consultation with his family, he has decided to resign from the House of Representatives by year's end to allow him to spend more time with those closest to him. When asked to identify exactly who that was, McCarthy responded, "corporate lobbyists, evangelical fascists and insurrectionists, who did you think I meant?"

When asked what he prayed for, McCarthy replied "To be as far away from ethics committees and Marjorie Taylor Greene as possible."

Next?

Jim Jordan
James Comer
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Lauren Boebert

Speaker Mike Johnson seems to be very keen on a career in videography and editing. Surely FOX News has positions open in their political CGI department that produces all those graphics about exploding tax revenue resulting from tax cuts.

WTH

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