No. of Recommendations: 14
oh look, some glutton for punishment shoved a microphone in the face of the doughiest pantload in politics — Vice President Couchfuck McGee — and apparently asked him, ‘could you please be as incoherent as possible about Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie?’
“I have to say, Maria, I laugh at the Democrats who are now all of a sudden so interested in the Epstein Files. four four years, Joe Biden and the Democrats did absolutely nothing about this story. we know that Jeffrey Epstein had a lot of connections with left-wing politicians and left-wing billionaires. and now President Trump has demanded full transparency from this, and yet, somehow the Democrats are attacking him, and not the Biden administration, which did nothing.”
fact check: fuck you, you smug asshole. don’t insult our intelligence.
what kind of up-is-down-black-is-white-level gaslighting is this? here are the facts which JD is conveniently papering over: Donny campaigned on releasing the Epstein Files. after taking power, he directed Pam Bondi to release them, and then he never stopped talking about releasing them — right up until the moment that Pam took him aside and said ‘hey, idiot, maybe shut the fuck up about the Epstein Files, we took a look at them and guess what: your name is all over that shit.’
that was the instant that Donny started claiming that the Files were a hoax, ginned up by an ever-shifting cast of characters that include Merrick Garland, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and somehow even Joe Biden’s autopen.
and that was the instant that the entire world took notice and starting demanding to know just what the fuck Donny was trying to cover up.
and now, somehow it’s the Democrats’ fault that Donny won’t release the files? please fuck off with this nonsense. later in that clip, JD goes on to imply that this is all a Democratic cover up, because Bill Clinton is in the files.
nice smear job, JD — but you know what? if Bill Clinton is indeed in the files, investigate the fuck out of him. if he broke laws, throw his degenerate ass in prison.
see how easy that was, Republicans? now you do it. let’s hear you say that if Dear Leader is in the Epstein Files, he should be chucked the fuck into prison.
ready? go!
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I thought so.
release the Epstein Files, you fucking fucks, and let the chips fall where they may.
thank you for your attention to this matter.
