Introducing the $100,000 Trump Victory Tourbillon, “almost entirely made out of 18 Carat Gold and decorated with 122 Diamonds.” By weight, the gold is worth about $17,000. The diamond flecks, maybe a few thousand more.

Perfect for wearing to Mar-a-Lago or for bribing a presidential candidate.

DISCLAIMER: The watches “are not political and have nothing to do with any political campaign,” and they are “not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals.”

For you poor schmucks who don't have $100,000 lying around, you can get a cheap piece of crap watch instead. The Fighter style comes either in gold-plated stainless steel (for $799) or stainless steel (for $499).

The grift literally never ends.

forbes.com - Trump promotes trump watches as latest merchandise endeavor