Maybe he wants to reopen Alcatraz so he can be sure of a room with an ocean view?

It wasn’t exactly this idea that my wife and I laughed about last night as we mulled over the truly great potential here. But close……

He could be in solitary confinement- or virtually so.

The only prisoner on Alcatraz island. Give him the run of the place. Even install a put putt green in the exercise yard.

No phone. No internet capability. No visitors.


Just ten guards on duty at all times, not facing inward, but out, armed to the teeth with automatic weapons, anti-ship and anti-air missiles to prevent assisted escape.

Paint his stainless steel commode with a spray can of gold Krylon.

Give him a microwave and a ten year supply of MREs.

Every hour- broadcast the pre-recorded message that warns about sharks in San Francisco Bay, followed by Lee Greenwood’s “Proud To Be An American”.

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