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Sitting down with European leaders before abandoning them to call Vladdy for instructions, Mad King Donald wanted to acknowledge his friend and golfing buddy, Finnish president Alexander Stubb, for a little backpatting but couldn't seem to locate him in the room.
TRUMP: President Stubb of Finland. He's uh, somebody that, where are we here? Huh?
STUBB: I'm right here.
TRUMP: Oh.
Where was Stubb? Literally sitting directly across from Mad King Donald.
Had former president Joe Biden failed to see what was right in front of him, the media would have written: "A Clueless Biden is Too Old and Feeble to Command" in 72 pt headlines.
From needing a license plate to vote to windmills are killing us to claiming we gave $60M for food in Gaza to bragging that his uncle, the late professor John Trump, had taught Ted Kaczynski, better known as the Unabomber, at MIT... he is a man detached from reality, lost in the ozone again.
And again.
And again.