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Well Trump is 78 years old. The life expectancy of Florida Man* is 74.6.
Statistically speaking he's already dead...Of course, as we all know, his brain died long ago.
Maybe he just wants to slow down and enjoy the little time he has left? #SlowLiving #LazyGirls
Just doing the things that bring him joy...grabbing women by the P&$$Y, helping JD Vance apply eyeliner, remember the good times he and Epstein had together,
and swindling stupid people out go their life savings. #TickerSymbol-DJT (I hope Dope & BHM are all in!)
Enjoy your retirement Crazy-Stupid-Racist-Grandpa!
*Florida Man is an Internet meme first popularized in 2013, referring to a prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida. #Mar-a-Lago