No. of Recommendations: 7
reporter: “you named Governor Landry to be your new special envoy to Greenland. what do you see that role entailing, and is it still your intention that Greenland become part of the US?”
Donny: “well he called me. he viewed— Louisiana. the Louisiana Purchase, ’cause he said ‘I’m governor of Louisiana,’ and he said ‘I would love’— I didn’t call him, he called me, he’s very— proactive. he’s a great guy. he’s a deal guy. he’s a deal-maker type guy. and we need it for national protection. we need Greenland for national protection. they have a very small population. and I dunno, they say Denmark, but Denmark has spent no— money. they have no military— protection. they say Denmark was there three hundred years ago, or something with a boat. well, we were there with boats, too, I’m sure. so we’ll— have to work it all out. but he— he felts [sic] very strongly. we need it for national— we need Greenland for national security. not for minerals— we have some— we have so many sites for minerals and oil and everything. we have more oil that any other country in the world. we need Greenland for national security.”
<groan> call it is 'weave' if you like but...he always sounds so stupid.
No. of Recommendations: 2
All conversations with the Governor should be held outside this winter on a glacier in Greenlandic. Only indigenous Greenlandic foods should be available for the Governor's stay. Maybe he will sample some polar bear liver or take some home. to his boss.
