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- Manlobbi
Halls of Shrewd'm / US Policy❤
No. of Recommendations: 9
Trump Urges Vatican to Select New Pope from Cast of "Fox & Friends"
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Arguing that “it’s the smartest way to go,” Donald J. Trump urged the Vatican on Monday to select the next pope from the cast of “Fox & Friends.”
“You want to have a pope who’s good on TV,” Trump said. “The ‘Fox & Friends’ people are the best TV people in the business.”
Trump seemed to disqualify co-host Ainsley Earhardt, commenting, “I don’t know if you can have a girl pope. No knock on Ainsley, but I don’t think people are ready for that.”
Alternatively, he added, "Maybe go with Doocy--he looks like he's never had sex."
Borowitz : )
No. of Recommendations: 5
Yes!
And now the Catholic Church has an opportunity to put aside outmoded notions about serving the sick and less fortunate by choosing a new Pope who will focus on
attacking trans people, ending humanitarian efforts, hating on immigrants and putting christians first!
No. of Recommendations: 1
Maybe some priest whose foot the most altar boy notches in his belt should get the seat.
Hey, it's representative of rampant behavior --which many times wasn't addressed.
No. of Recommendations: 1
Why do a bunch of Atheists care who the next Pope is?
No. of Recommendations: 1
Because their Atheism is code for anti christian extremism.
They have their versions of Allah Akbar and Onward Christian Soldier also.
