No. of Recommendations: 18
and they are brutal. Still, I'll bet the MAGA faithful will just LOVE their new cult phone.
The Trump Phone lives! Delivered to reviewers one year after it was announced and only nine months behind schedule, Donald’s $500 gold-ish "smart" phone isn't remotely anything like what was initially promised, but don't let that take the wind out of your MAGA sails, people. There’s still so much to force yourself to love here.
Sure it’s a re-skinned Android model you could pick up for $130 on Amazon, but that urine-colored paint job screams freedom and let's the world know exactly who will and will not be trod upon.
Is the phone made in America, as Donald promised? Of course not! But it IS “designed with American values in mind,” which, if we're being honest, is pitch perfect. An overpriced, outsourced, under-performing piece of ephemeral tech that looks nothing like what was advertised, hawked by a made-for-QVC huckster obsessed with turning everything he touches to fake gold. Eat it, Meidas!
No. of Recommendations: 6
But they go well with the $400 Trump basketball shoes. Get a bedazzled MAGA track suit and you're set.
