No. of Recommendations: 4
Brilliant.
Dear [MAGA] Patient,
It is with the utmost mockery—pardon, concern—that I address your advanced case of Mass Affection for Grifters and Autocrats (MAGA). As your physician, I regret to inform you that your prognosis is grim, though entirely self-inflicted. You have willingly imbibed a lethal syrup of lies, paranoia, and cultish devotion—chased with willful ignorance—and now find yourself awash in symptoms too glaring to ignore. But fear not; you’re not alone. This epidemic has swept through the nation, leaving behind a trail of delusion, empty wallets, and bad merch.