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evangelical pastor Kent Christmas (definitely his real name, right?) is one of those holy rollers who apparently has God on speed-dial, and phones him up to shoot the shit. according to Kent, that rat bastard Sleepy Brandon is next in line for some good old Biblical retribution. let’s find out why.
“this is what I believe the Lord is saying. you’ve heard me say this, there is a natural death that’s getting ready to hit wicked people in this nation. and God said, ‘I’m getting ready to remove’ — and God help the man who gave a Presidential Medal of Freedom honor to George Soros. I have to defend God’s people today. hallelujah.”
God’s a bit of a dick, isn’t he? but to be honest, slaughtering someone for doling out a medal is kind of on-brand for God.
I mean, the Big Guy goes through the entire Old Testament smiting the shit out of anyone who looks at him funny. God’ll fuck someone up for the slightest provocation. look at what happened to Lot’s wife. one glance behind her and boom, she’s a pillar of salt. does that seem fair, or reasonable?
frankly, God could stand to take an anger-management course or two. take it down a notch or two, bro.
