Touring the country on one of the worst pre-presidential launch campaigns in modern history, small-government touting Florida governor -- well, DeSantis is all for small government unless the government is being used as a battering ram against the LGBTQ+ community, books, women's healthcare, black history, women's history or Mickey Mouse -- is begging president Biden for help.

"Florida is a disaster. Help me, Joe. We need some of that socialism down here."

He has yet to return to the flood-ravaged areas of his state after more than 1,000 homes suffered major damage.

Biden, of course, will help the citizens of Florida in the wake of the historic rainfall just like he sent money and assistance after last year's Hurricane Ian.

Trump, were he still in office, would have demanded that DeSantis eat pudding with his fingers on live television before sending aid.

Who knows, perhaps Trump will make an appearance anyway, offering the minions some of his partially eaten slices of pizza.