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King Charles Alienates Republicans With Offensive Use of Complete Sentences

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Igniting an international incident on Tuesday, Charles III of the United Kingdom angered GOP lawmakers by delivering a speech riddled with complete sentences.

The offensive sentences, characterized by an incendiary deployment of subject-verb agreement, drew howls of outrage from congressional Republicans.

“Speech bad,” said Ron Johnson.

“Sucked,” said Lauren Boebert.

“Urgggh,” said Tommy Tuberville. Borowitz

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