The cellist drools evenly out both sides of his mouth...

Oh ho ho!

Particularly funny because a week ago, my wife and I went to a fundraiser for an Ann Arbor arts group. On feature was a string sextet performing Vivaldi's "Four Seasons"

It's funny because the cellist didn't drool, but the concertmaster playing the violin could have been. In his case though, your joke needs to be rearranged a bit. His head was cocked to the side, so level risers would have him drooling out of one side of his mouth.

For him to be drooling out of both sides of his mouth, it would have required about a 15 degree list.

Humor aside, it was a wonderful afternoon. The performance was in the house of a friend. Acoustics were perfect and we sat on the front row of seats- not more than five feet from the performers. Watching the subtle and important ways in which they communicated among themselves was a joy. And they were fabulous. All were University of Michigan students and I would place their talents among some of the best in the country.