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In a speech to supporters yesterday, Dementia Don went off script and claimed that if he loses the election this fall, Pennsylvania will be renamed: "Pennsylvania will cease to exist because ‘they’ will change the name."
First, how does something "cease to exist" after its name is changed?
Second, who's 'they'? Democrats? Why would democrats change the name of the state if Biden wins? Biden won Pennsylvania in 2020 and democrats didn't change the name then.
But Biden said something, something, mental fitness, umm, memory.
And what's with the extra thick caramel beige makeup? Did his local Ulta run out of Oompa Loompa orange?
