Tucker: A Spirit Demon Attacked Me

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Tucker Carlson says he was attacked in his sleep by a spirit demon that clawed his sides Rosemary's Baby style.

HEERS: So it left physical marks?

CARLSON: Oh, they’re still there. Yeah, yeah, year and a half ago.

HEERS: Was your wife terrified? I know you were.

CARLSON: I wasn’t. I was totally confused, I woke up, and I couldn’t breathe, and I thought I was going to suffocate. And I walked around outside and then I walked in and my wife and dogs had not woken up. And they’re very light sleepers. And then I had these terrible pains on my rib cage and on my shoulder, and I was just in my boxer shorts and I went and flipped on the light in the bathroom, and I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder. And they’re bleeding.

HEERS: Wait, they were bleeding?

CARLSON: They were bleeding, yeah — No, actual claw marks! And I sleep on my side, so I wasn’t clawing myself. I don’t have long nails and they didn’t fit my hands anyway. But yeah, that happened.

But don't you dare call those MAGAts weird.

mediaite.com - Tucker carlson says he woke up bleeding in his bed after demon attack that left claw mark scars

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