Halls of Shrewd'm / US Policy❤
No. of Recommendations: 5
Tucker Carlson says he was attacked in his sleep by a spirit demon that clawed his sides Rosemary's Baby style.
HEERS: So it left physical marks?
CARLSON: Oh, they’re still there. Yeah, yeah, year and a half ago.
HEERS: Was your wife terrified? I know you were.
CARLSON: I wasn’t. I was totally confused, I woke up, and I couldn’t breathe, and I thought I was going to suffocate. And I walked around outside and then I walked in and my wife and dogs had not woken up. And they’re very light sleepers. And then I had these terrible pains on my rib cage and on my shoulder, and I was just in my boxer shorts and I went and flipped on the light in the bathroom, and I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder. And they’re bleeding.
HEERS: Wait, they were bleeding?
CARLSON: They were bleeding, yeah — No, actual claw marks! And I sleep on my side, so I wasn’t clawing myself. I don’t have long nails and they didn’t fit my hands anyway. But yeah, that happened.But don't you dare call those MAGAts weird.
https://www.mediaite.com/news/tucker-carlson-says-...
No. of Recommendations: 5
CARLSON: They were bleeding, yeah — No, actual claw marks! And I sleep on my side, so I wasn’t clawing myself. I don’t have long nails and they didn’t fit my hands anyway. But yeah, that happened.
That spirit demon was simply reminding you that it will be back soon enough to claim your soul, Tucker.
After all, a deal’s a deal.
No. of Recommendations: 1
tucker self-nominating for trump's future presidential medallion award :
' Extraordinary Courage in the face of pre-adolescent Superstition and Conspiracies'
unfortunately, ~30% of the nation in the running.
No. of Recommendations: 5
CARLSON: I wasn’t. I was totally confused, I woke up, and I couldn’t breathe, and I thought I was going to suffocate.
I hate it when a story starts off well and then peters out before it reaches a just conclusion.
No. of Recommendations: 4
Tucker Carlson says he was attacked in his sleep by a spirit demon that clawed his sides Rosemary's Baby style.
Maybe he was attacked by his conscience for being such a douche bag.
