but man I am hoping someone with more gravitas for that post.

You might as well look for monkeys who play piano in the Ape House.

“Gravitas” will be as absent in this administration as sharks in the Sahara.

Loyalty to Trump is the prized quality for new hires (and there will be lots and lots of hires to replace all the career specialists who actually know how to do their jobs and how government actually works.

There will be no more hurricane maps that fail to include Trump’s Sharpie extensions of hurricane trajectories.

Hell, after NOAA is axed, there won’t be any hurricane maps at all.

“Hey y’all on the Gulf Coast, a hurricane was spotted entering the Gulf just south of the Florida keys and we don’t have a clue where it’s goin, so everybody from the Yucatan to Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Florida, get ready! Could be big, could be nothin’, but it’s coming. The President of the United States says he’s sure it’s gonna hit Gulfport…. And Reverend Tony Jack Offsts says it’s gonna hit Houston to punish all the homosexuals in Montrose, but those are all the forecasts we have. For more information, call your state officials, especially after the storm, cause FEMA done spent all of its money building immigrant detention centers in Arizona. That’s the good news. We finally built those FEMA camps!”

And