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I have a friend who collects bad jokes. Here are a few...
--A woman asked her husband what he would do if she won the lottery. He said he would
take half and leave her. She said, “Great. I won $12. Here's $6. Keep in touch.”
“A local herd of buffalo recently celebrated its 200th birthday. It was a bisontennial.”
“I was robbed by six dwarves today. Not Happy.”
Not so much a joke as reality:
“I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and
my body possibly died in the Civil War.”
And...not a joke:
“All propaganda has to be popular and accommodate itself to the comprehension of the
least intelligent of those it seeks to reach.” - Adolf Hitler MAGA!
