My bank account number?

Heck, I don’t want them to know my home address or phone number.

I surely don’t want them on my phone.

Every time I sign on Facebook I’m hectored to sign up with Muse and let it do EVERYTHING for me.

Dear Zuck: I know you get carried away with ideas (see: META), but this one’s a stinker too. Go back to exploiting kids for screen time. It’s bound to be more profitable, and the risks are fewer. You might only have to pay a few billion dollars every few years for transgressing, instead of having your bot steal everyone’s bank accounts and hiding them in the Cayman Islands. Or somewhere. Bonus: You don’t have to invest all your available cash flow for the next decade in a race with Google to own the most servers, which will fry up and crisp in a few years leaving you with an empty shell of a once thriving new economy business. Your pal, Goofy.