No. of Recommendations: 18
1. Send warships to maneuver off of Venezuela
2. In response, Maduro mobilizes troops, militias
3. Strike an alleged drug boat without a legal basis to do so (an action that would likely be considered murder under international law)
4. Tensions escalate as Venezuelan planes buzz a U.S. guided-missile destroyer
5. Trump escalates in return, warning Venezuela in yet another attempt to provoke a military response in order to finally kill the Epstein Files story
6. Somebody does something even stupider
7. Nobel Peace Prize, baby.
I guess this is just more of Mad King Donald's 4D chess, kinda' like he's the "jobs" president (despite negative jobs growth in June and lackluster jobs growth every other month) or the reshoring of American manufacturing president (who lost 75,000 manufacturing jobs in six months).
Hhm.
Don't look at me, I voted for the email lady and the former vice president, not Trumpedo.