...is a Christian: because Trump autographed Greenwood's personal copy of their "God Bless the USA" bible.

Umm. Lessee. They're good Christians who have seven divorces between them, Trump raw-dogged a porn star and paid her $130,000 for her silence during the 2016 presidential campaign -- <cough> election interference </cough> -- are charging consumers 60 bucks a pop for a fake leatherette-bound Bible that likely cost a few bucks, and they're both stuffing money directly into their own pockets for each Bible sold because they're just good old Christian soldiers.

And exactly how many times has Trump gone to church in the past several years? Twice, three times?

Over the past year Trump has sold pieces of the "Never Surrender" suit that he wore when he surrendered to Georgia officials on felony charges, sold Trump-branded digital trading cards -- which are a version of NFTs, or non-fungible tokens -- with Trump dressed as a superhero, and golden "Never Surrender High-Top" sneakers featuring a "T" badge, wrapped with an American flag on the collar.

And people have the nerve to say folks in the Trump Cult are morons.

Sorry, they have a few rungs to climb on the ladder before they get to the moron rung.