A website that pays licensing fees to former president Obama is selling merchandise bearing the official presidential seal — including a $150 record player and $20 beer pong set with “Presidential themed balls.”

Oh wait, my bad: that's pedophile Donald Trump, not Barack Obama.

GodBlessTheUSABible.com, which is affiliated with musician Lee Greenwood, sells a Donald Trump Record Player featuring the unaltered presidential seal on its cover and Patriotic Pong, a beer pong set displaying the seal’s image but with text reading “Donald J. Trump President of the United States” instead of the official seal’s text.

Licensing fees are paid to CIC Ventures LLC for the use of Trump's name, likeness and image, according to its FAQ. Trump is the sole owner of CIC Ventures LLC through the Donald J. Trump Revocable Trust, per his latest financial disclosure.

Ain't that a kick in the head.

Imagine if Obama or Biden were pimping the presidential seal on a beer pong set. There wouldn't be enough hours in the day for Faux News to be outraged and for republicans to call for their eternal damnation.

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