No. of Recommendations: 7
Mind you, this is at the Prayer Breakfast. After Trump tossed off a lie about being a uniter and peacemaker, he launched into his crazy.
Little Donny Convict — the man his cultists believe is God’s Own Avatar On Earth — is what would happen if the seven Deadly Sins became a real boy. let’s run through the list: pride — yup. greed — you betcha. lust — just ask Ivanka. envy — no shit. gluttony — have you seen his waistline? wrath — ducked any ketchup bottles lately? sloth — the lazy fuck drives his golf cart right up onto the green.
with those bona fides, it’s only natural that God’s Own Avatar be chosen to speak at the National Prayer Breakfast.
how’d the speech go? it was a burst trash bag of incoherence — brags, boasts, outright lies, and fairy-tale fantasy nonsense. let’s settle in and sample some of the effluvia that slowly oozed out of Donny’s rancid anus-mouth.
Trump: “remember in 2016, that was a whole big part of my campaign — ‘you’re gonna say Merry Christmas.’ well, now they do it again. I don’t know if you've been watching, but we got rid of woke over the last two weeks. woke is gonzo.’”
oh yeah, I remember well those dark days when you couldn’t say Merry Christmas — because if you did, MS-13 gang members would appear out of nowhere and beat the shit of you. thank fuck that Dear Leader put an end to that.
but I digress. let’s let Donny continue.
“despite the other side stealing hundreds of millions of dollars to promote woke. did you see what happened yesterday when they found hundreds of millions of dollars of money was fraudulently given to newspapers, and I guess Politico. they gave all this money out of USAID.”
welcome to the latest wingnut fever-swamp conspiracy theory, that USAID is funding the some mythical ‘left-wing media ecosystem.’
--Mr. Trump said on his Truth Social site that “billions of dollars” from U.S.A.I.D. and other agencies had improperly gone to the “fake news media.” He spread a claim that Politico, a “left wing rag,” had received $8 million, and questioned if The New York Times and other outlets had also received payments.--
yeah, no. none of that is true. it’s a wild exaggeration at best.
--U.S.A.I.D. paid $44,000 to Politico during the 2023 and 2024 fiscal years, according to the spending records, which described the two contracts as for “E&E news subscriptions.” E&E News covers energy and environmental issues.--
the program was bipartisan — members of Congress from both sides of the aisle received subscriptions to Politico. for fuck’s sake, even Handy Oakley’s staffers got subscriptions.
USAID is the new right-wing bogeyman. parents are using it to terrify their children. ‘eat your broccoli or USAID will get you.’
Politico, it must be noted, is most certainly not a lefty publication. the rag is owned by Axel Springer SE, a Berlin-based org that was founded by Axel Springer, basically Germany’s Rupert Murdoch. Politico is hardly a hotbed for Marxist-Leninist dialectics. in fact, they sanewashed Donny’s campaign blitherings just as eagerly as every other news source.
so yeah, awesome job, Politico. none of your sucking up saved you from Donny’s wrath.
back to the speech. hallucinating half-wit Donny is continuing to brag about how he saved California.
Trump: “the environmentalists don’t want water. they still don’t want it. if they had their choice, they don’t wanna. I said, ‘are you crazy?’ and I opened — I’m sure you’ve seen it, the water comes down from the northwest parts of Canada, I guess, but the Pacific Northwest. and it comes down by millions and millions of barrels a day and uh, I opened it up. it wasn’t that easy to do. but I opened it up and it’s pouring down and it’s a beautiful thing.”
it’s true, we environmentalists don’t want anyone to have water. remember what General Ripper said about communists in that great cold-war documentary, Dr. Strangelove?
“have you ever seen a commie drink water?”
no, you haven’t, and you’re not going to — because fuck your precious bodily fluids.
we’ve discussed to death Donny’s childlike misunderstanding of how water works, as well as that clownfuckery last week, where he almost flooded Central California by releasing 2.2 billion gallons of water that was being held in reserve. there’s no need to rehash it again — but here’s a tale of how completely hoodwinked Donny’s cultists are. farmers in Central California — one of Donny’s staunchest constituencies — are sticking with their guy, even though he just potentially destroyed their livelihoods.
--SACRAMENTO, California — California farmers — some of President Donald Trump’s staunchest supporters in the deep blue state — are sticking with him, even after he wasted their water.
Zack Stuller, a farmer with citrus and almond orchards he irrigates from the reservoirs and president of the Tulare County Farm Bureau in the state’s arid Central Valley, said the situation “definitely was a little nerve-wracking for a while.”
But, he said, “I’m a farmer. I have a conservative mindset. I encourage the trigger-pulling attitude, like, ‘Hey, let’s just get stuff done.’”--
Dear Leader just took their future and fucked it seven ways from breakfast — and their attitude is hey, shit happens. I’m sure he had a good reason. at this point, there’s probably nothing Donny could do that would alienate the cultists. he could show up at their front doors, demanding to sleep with their spouses, and they’d be all well, after all, it is the right of kings.
