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I was watching the Beeb, around a quarter past 10, and they announced earth shattering, totally unexpected, news:
Trump the Most Perfect and Powerful farted that he was "locked and loaded" with an astonishingly "strong", "powerful" and "terror" inducing strike on Iran, then called it off, because PEACE IS AT HAND.
Who could have imagined that, after all this time, peace would come so suddenly? And on a weekend. Surely only the most Perfect and Wonderful leader the world has ever seen could have pulled this off, to the amazement of everyone.
Trump says Mideast allies have reached outlines of deal to end Iran war, says US to stop new strikes
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump in a Saturday evening social media post claimed that Mideast allies have reached the parameters of a deal to end the Iran war and said that he would hold off on ordering new strikes in the five-month old conflict for now.
Trump added that the emerging deal "would include the Immediate, Complete, and Total OPENING OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT, and an end to Iran's nuclear threat."
"Based on this request, I have agreed, for the future benefit of the WORLD and, likewise, the survival of a successful and prosperous Iran, to cancel the attack, subject to being able to rapidly make a DEAL," Trump said.currently.att.yahoo.com - Saudi crown prince urges trumpSteve....looking for that $100 entry on COP
