No. of Recommendations: 8
Stop the presses and close that Atheist board down. I'm officially back on the God Squad. HE is pushing all the right buttons.
""Let me get this straight," God began, his voice booming with divine irritation, "these so-called pastors are out there saying I spared Trump's life…because I love him? You think I care about that guy? The Bible salesman with the golden sneakers?"
..... "By saying I saved Trump, they're implying that I endorse everything he says and does," God explained. "That's not just wrong, it's insane. He’s objectively the antichrist. Have you googled Project 2025 yet? It’s terrifying!”
..."Stop dragging my name into your political games. I've got enough to handle without dealing with your bullshit."
Praise the lard!
