Blathering endless nonsense on SQUAWK BOX yesterday, Mad King Donald Thee Pedophile claimed that pollster "Harry Emden" said that he has the best poll numbers he's ever had.

There is no Harry Emden.

There is a Harry Enten.

When asked if the president was right about the polling, Harry Enten said: "No. If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself."

Low bar, that comparison.

Although I'll admit I'm surprised that he's only the second lowest on record this term considering that the cost of just about everything is skyrocketing. I guess some people are happy to embrace higher prices, job loses, and the upcoming stagflation if they can watch minorities being rounded up like cattle, mRNA cancer research funding being gutted, and those uppity universities, banks, and law firms get a thumpin'.