On the campaign trial, Donnie said that conflicts throughout the world were the result of a weak president Biden and that if he was president peace would reign throughout the land, no one would dare take up arms for fear of a mighty president Trump.

Umm, well, Gaza remains a bloodbath and humanitarian crisis, Russia refuses to stop bombarding civilian areas in Ukraine with missiles, and Israel -- against the wishes of Mad King Donald -- has just initiated what may become an all-out war in the Middle East.

In short, Mad King Donald was, and still is, spouting nothing but shit, and the goobers eat it up with a spoon like it's honey. From a beautiful healthcare plan to infrastructure week to growing the economy by 4% to bringing back manufacturing to making no cuts to Medicaid to $1.98 gasoline to dramatically lower grocery prices to, well, you get the idea, right?

How did Americans become such morons?