"Greg Bovino, the 3-foot-7-inch angry weenus border Nazi who’s been strutting around Minnesota overseeing state-sanctioned murder — while looking and sounding like a gay interior designer from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, doing a Freaky Friday Halloween with a butch lesbian also from Hattiesburg, Mississippi — is either fired, or retiring, or getting fired-tired and deported back to El Centro, California. May his days there be as miserable as the days he has caused for others, until he goes on trial, after which may his days get worse. It’s also possible Kristi Noem and the thug she’s extramaritally fucking are also about to get fired. [Atlantic]

The Trump Regime is sending Tom Homan in to save the day, because when you’re a winning regime that’s going to win, Tom Homan is the hero you send in to save the day. Hey protesters, we hear he’s easily distracted by shopping bags that say “$50,000”." —Wonkette