If there were such a thing as the White Trash Olympics, Lauren Boebert would win all three medals in every event.

Her 18 year old son Tyler Boebert was arrested on February 27, 2024 on the following charges:

* 4 counts criminal possession of "financial instruments" (credit cards)
* 4 counts criminal possession of IDs
* 1 criminal count of conspiracy to commit a felony
* 4 misdemeanor counts of stealing IDs (what?)
* 3 misdemeanor counts of criminal trespass
* 3 misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor
* 3 misdemeanor counts of petty theft of less than $300

How odd that POSSESSION of a stolen ID is a felony but actually STEALING an ID is only a misdemeanor.

Police were investigating a series of vehicle "invasions" where items were stolen from multiple cars (apparently cars left open, not smash and grabs) and wound up finding Tyler Boebert involved, along with at least one minor under 18. Maybe this is a new tactic in Republican politics... The Young Republican Big Brothers / Big Sisters program, where older young Republicans get to demonstrate to younger young Republicans the core values and idiocy of adult Republicans.

I hope the candidate running against her creates an ad featuring the owners of the vehicles ransacked by Tyler highlighting all the things Boebert does for Colorado.


WTH