No. of Recommendations: 1
20 years ago Hunter Biden raped me. It was in the back of a Target department store, I happened to be splurging on Mike and Ike candies they were on sale.
I have no witnesses.
I have no medical report.
I have no DNA evidence.
I kept quiet all those years ago because I was scared and embarrassed. But now with the internet and cameras all over the place, I decided to come out.
And every time you see me, I'll be wearing dark glasses -- - and I can't ever ever. ever stop smiling from ear to ear.
Hunter should pay me $5 million.
(But I need creative payments - because - as of the mid 2000s - I opted out of being taxed on income and profits)
