Hilarious.

Quoting the Bible on the Atheist board as though it means something. Everyone here knows the book is a word salad of often opposite thoughts; it makes no sense and has no relevance to any society that has progressed beyond the goat-herding stage.

It's processed cheese, full of stories made up by terrified peasants, handed down verbally across generations, written down hundreds of years later, edited and revised in the 3rd century, rewritten and rewritten, exorcised by Kings who didn't like certain parts of it, translated from one language to another to another to another, and then finally passed out in hotel room bureaus where hookers and politicians hang out. How charming.

Also, the first time I saw this joke was when Obama was President, so, for the record, stale comedy isn't funny, especially when it wasn't even funny when fresh.

Here's a more recent one:

Trump spent more time in Stormy Daniels than he has in church.

Do try to keep up.