But if DHS agents start swarming the almond groves in California, there's not a whole lot that California can do to stop it....

That might be beneficial for California. According to FarmTogether, it takes 1.1 gallons of water to grow 1 almond. Science Direct claims each almond has a 3.2 gallon footprint. Take your pick. Either number is an egregious use of our water.

But it might surprise you to know that California grows more than almonds.

California produces around 13% of the total value of food produced in the United States, making it the largest food producer state in the country. It is also the world's fifth largest supplier of agricultural commodities.

California produces 75% of our country’s fruit and nuts, 33% of its vegetables, and almost 20% of its milk. It is also the only US state that grows almonds, olives, pistachios, raisins, plums, walnuts, table grapes, and several other foods.

So sure, let’s send in the army to round up all those brown folks and boot them out of our country asap.

What could possibly go wrong?

You can’t fix stupid.