It's as embarrassing as you would expect. I am dumber for having heard it.

A few "highlights"...

TRUMP: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America."

Q: "Do you think Zuckerberg is responding to the threats you've made to him in the past?"
TRUMP: "Probably. Yeah. Probably."

Q: "You didn't rule out using military coercion..."
TRUMP: "Well, we need Greenland for national security purposes. People don't even know if Denmark has any legal right to it. But if they do, they should give it up."

TRUMP: "The windmills are driving the whales crazy. Obviously."

TRUMP: "No water comes out of shower. It goes drip, drip, drip. So what happens? You’re in the shower ten times as long. You know no water comes out of the faucet."

TRUMP: "Jack Smith, he executes people. He shouldn't be allowed to execute people."

TRUMP on Biden's offshore drilling ban: "625 million acres. That's like the whole ocean!"

TRUMP on gas heaters compared to electric: "The heat is much better, it's a much better heat. As the expression goes, you don't itch." (The first American president with the courage to take on itchy heat! Facepalm.)

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