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The prices.
The polling.
The pedophilia.
Yikes.
The Republican Party hosted a top-secret strategy summit this past weekend, bringing all of the top minds together in an attempt to stanch the bleeding as the midterms loom like a monstrous iceberg, growing more terrifying every day.
It was agreed that their campaign messaging needs to try to distance their candidates from the toxic, addled serpent occupying the Oval Office, and return to the party's core values.
First up—a brand-new logo.
The iconic elephant is now pictured using it's trunk to fondle a baby elephant.
