Your problems mean nothing compared to what I got for you:

You ain’t got squat, Jedi, but I’m sure you’ll claim credit for every bad thing that happens as “your punishment”.

Just an odd guy at your keyboard claiming credit for the sunrise and sunset.

Barking at the moon and swearing that you alone knew it would move from a full to a new moon.

And then claiming it was dragons that accomplished the feat……… and of course claiming that it’s a new moon, JUST AS YOU PREDICTED, therefore, there must be dragons.

Quite the cerebral fun house you have going there…….

And Pat Buchanan still sucks.

So let’s hear for the thousandth time how you predicted it all and how it’s all unfolding as you omnisciently knew it would., and of course, let’s hear it for the culture dragons that are eating the world, which (what a surprise!) turn out to be every ody but you and those who agree with you.


Run along and vote for Trump. The lead up to that announcement was about as surprising as a kid eating beans and swearing he won’t fart.