I just found out that if you were to get a flight from the new Donald Trump Airport in Palm Beach to Sioux City, your ticket would read DJT-SUX.

What are the odds that President Nohumor Thinskin has already issued an executive order to prevent such a flight from ever occurring? I'm sure he found a spare minute to do that somewhere in between playing golf, reviewing designs for his arch, ranting on Truth Social, issuing "just bomb the hell out of them" orders, reviewing the Epstein files to bring back memories of the good old days of "wonderful secrets", looking for those 10,000 votes in Georgia from 2020, counting the billions he's grifted since becoming President again, admiring himself in the mirror, and wallowing in the glory of his "Elephant...camel...squirrel" perfect score. And trying to figure out how to cheat at 2-D chess.