No. of Recommendations: 4
Being the narcissist that he is, he is convinced he knows more about everything than anybody. So he opens his piehole and spews nonsense. This man cannot govern effectively because he thinks he knows is it all and can't learn. And he's just plain lazy.
oh look, the stupidest fucking imbecile on the planet is congratulating himself for coming up with the stupidest fucking idea yet.
“For far too long, we have relied on taxing our Great People using the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Through soft and pathetically weak Trade agreements, the American Economy has delivered growth and prosperity to the World, while taxing ourselves. It is time for that to change. I am today announcing that I will create the EXTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE to collect our Tariffs, Duties, and all Revenue that come from Foreign sources. We will begin charging those that make money off of us with Trade, and they will start paying, FINALLY, their fair share. January 20, 2025, will be the birth date of the External Revenue Service. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
he’s so fucking proud of himself, and he continues to have no fucking clue how the American government works. the United States already has an agency that collects tariffs: the US Customs and Border Protection. it’s part of the Department of Homeland Security. imported goods arrive at American ports of entry, and Customs agents are right there to calculate the tariffs.
Nearly 2,500 employees in CBP revenue positions collect over $30 billion annually in entry duties and taxes through the enforcement of trade and tariff laws. In addition, these employees fulfill the agency’s trade mission by appraising and classifying imported merchandise. These employees serve in positions such as import specialist, auditor, international trade specialist, and textile analyst.
but Donny couldn’t care less about that. he’s going to create his own, second bureaucracy to do the work that’s already being done — because Donny’s all about government efficiency, right?
on top of that, he still doesn’t understand how tariffs work, or who pays for them.
Donny Convict is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head. he’s too fucking stupid to know just how fucking stupid he is. he has these moronic ideas, and then blurts them out like he’s the biggest genius who ever lived. and the MAGA yokels are right there to gobble it all down. yay, Donny! yay, External Revenue Service! Jeff Tiedrich
