Pete Hegseth, the former weekend talk show host and now in charge of the US Defense Department has called hundreds of top military brass, 3 and 4 star generals in for a big meeting, nobody knows about what. Beyond this being incredibly stupid from a safety standpoint (imaging a foreign power that wanted to decapitate the US military), the idea of them having to sit there and listen to his drivel is mind boggling, never mind the cost.

My theories of what the meeting is for include:

1) Loyalty oath
2) Requirement to play Fox News and only Fox News on military bases
3) Oath of loyalty
4) Talk over good old times when the US tried to win wars
5) Saying the words “I will do whatever the Orange Monster tells me to, whether it’s Constitutional or not.”
6) Or possibly, a loyalty oath.