reason abortion opponents aren't trying to bring a national ban on abortion through Congress

Silly. Do something that WILL get the RWNJs swinging from trees.

BAN BONER PILLS UNDER THE COMSTOCK ACT. Surprise !! It is NOT just for abortion stuff.

Senator, why do YOU need boner pills? FIFTH AMENDMENT.....

Spankee: JEFFREY !!! WHERE ARE YOU ??

Basic argument:

1. Erections cause babies.
2. Senile Congresscritters can't get erections.
3. Senile Congresscritters can't create babies because no erections.
4. Boner pills enable erections CONTRARY TO GOD.
5. Boner pills allow Congresscritters to create babies CONTRARY TO GOD. (Biblical fun there !!) God said NO !! (#4). Congresscritters said "F... God". MY BONER PILLS !!
6. Execute any/all boner pill manufacturers, distributors, sellers, users per #5.
7. God told everyone to execute them--Bible fun AGAIN.
8. Then ask Congresscritters where all their 18-24 year old secretaries and girlfriends suddenly went--and get it ALL on the record AFTER tracking where those women went and "what happened". Does the term "DNA TEST" cause you to be alarmed? WHY ? Bible got your tongue? Or a lot more than just THAT? ROFLMAO !!