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Warning- lots of profanity
(Then again, there are some things that demand the liberal use of profanity)
Donny Convict’s plan to round up and deport the shit out of every immigrant in America is already blowing up right in his big dumb pumpkin face.
Donny is super awesome at coming up with harebrained ideas — but because he’s a low-wattage imbecile who acts first and thinks never, he totally f$&king sucks at implementation.
one question that Team Donny never thought to ask in advance is hey, where do we deport all these people to?
The incoming Trump administration is preparing a list of countries to which it may deport migrants when their home countries refuse to accept them, according to three sources familiar with the plans.
The countries on the list have included but may not be limited to Turks and Caicos, the Bahamas, Panama and Grenada, the sources said.
so how did Team Donny compile this list of tiny countries and territorial islands on which they’ve decided to inflict their unwanted cast-offs?
who the fuck knows? maybe they threw darts at a globe.
anyway, good luck shipping millions of deportees to a place like Turks and Caicos, which in the first place is British territory, and in the second place is a series of tiny fucking islands in the middle of the Atlantic Fucking Ocean.
look at the place. it’s a tourist paradise. there’s no way they want to get caught up in our bullshit.
for the most part, the countries on Donny’s list are content for now to stick their fingers in their ears and go LA LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU DONNY LA LA LA LA.
Spokespeople for Turks and Caicos, Grenada, and Mexico did not respond to NBC, while a spokesperson for Panama told the network, “The Panamanian government does not respond to assumptions and rumors. We cannot not speculate in this regard.”
but the Bahamas has already told Donny to go f&@k himself sideways.
The Bahamas, however, has already “reviewed and firmly rejected the plan,” the prime minister’s office said in a statement.
hey, you know who else rounded up all their “undesirables” and then had a huge f&)king problem on their hands when it turned out there was no place to send them?
of course you do.
when those original madcap Nazis took power in Germany in 1933, their first solution to their ahem “Jewish problem” was to make life so miserable for the Jews that they self-deported.
From gaining power in January 1933 until the outbreak of war in September 1939, the Nazi persecution of the Jews in Germany was focused on intimidation, expropriating their money and property, and encouraging them to emigrate.
that was all fine and dandy, but Jews weren’t self-deporting fast enough to please the Nazis. so they came up with their second solution — and ran smack into the same problem that Donny’s about to have.
the Nazis carried out early experiments with deporting Jews from Germany. They also considered forcibly relocating entire Jewish communities to what they considered distant, undesirable, or isolated places. They explored plans to establish a reservation for Jews in the Lublin district of German-occupied Poland. They also considered sending Jews to Madagascar, an island off the African coast. Ultimately, these plans were too hard to carry out.
and that, dear friends, is how the Nazis settled on their final solution.
weird how history keeps repeating itself. once again, I guess it’s all just one big coincidence.
or maybe not.
