No. of Recommendations: 7
What a fucking idiot...
“I was in New York, and I met a great police officer, New York finest. and he said. ‘sir, I want to thank you,’ I said, ‘for whaaaaat?’ he said, ‘my wife— didn’t think much of me, very much. we were having marital difficulty, actually. she thought I was nothing. I’m a police officer. I’m a tough guy.’ I looked at him — the muscles were all over the place. he didn’t suffer from that, but she thought maybe [points at his own fat head] that muscle wasn’t so good, because he was always losing money in the stock market. and he said, ‘SIR, in the last— year and a half, my 401(k) is up 74%, sir, and she thinks I’m Warren Buffett. she thinks I’m a super genius.’ I said, ‘HOW ARE YOU GETTING ALONG WITH HER?’ he said, ‘well, I’m not so sure I like her anymore.’”
