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It's Borowitz, but a funny bit of satire. Comparisons to Obama drive our little thin-skinned baby man POTUS crazy, because Trump looks awful in the comparison.
WASHINGTON—Amid news that Donald J. Trump agreed to a deal with Iran that did not address its nuclear program, on Monday former President Barack Obama offered to help him resolve that issue, sources said.
“I hear you're having trouble keeping Iran from getting nukes,” Obama reportedly told Trump. “I have some ideas about how you might get that done.”
“Just spitballing here, but it would be good to put limits on uranium enrichment,” he said. “And you’d want to set up regular inspections and monitoring to make sure they’re complying.”
Although Obama thought he could be of assistance in crafting a nuclear deal with Iran, he added, “You might want to check the wastebasket in the Oval Office. There might be a deal regarding Iran’s nukes that somebody tore up by mistake.”
